Brian,
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We’re grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you putting us under
Because we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
See you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There’s not a net you couldn’t slip through
Or at least that’s the impression I get cause you’re smooth and you’re wet
And she’s not aware yet but she’s yours

She’ll be saying use me
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it’s there on a plate
Your high rendezvous rate means that you’ll never be frightened to make them wait for a while
I doubt it’s your style not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

Brian
Calm, collected, and commanding
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there’s hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you’ve stolen their …thunder
Are you putting us under

Cause we can’t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator