Farts are a natural part of life. But it isn’t pleasant having farts and gas around others, especially people we don’t know in a crowded room or area.
are the buses nearby
because I’m standing here
seemingly all alone
my deadly farts
are stuck in cobwebs
beneath this bench
where others used to sit
but those people
were kind enough
to just get up and leave
instead of keeling over
to die in an unknown place
I am so happy
there won’t be a cavity search
to step onto the bus
though I do wish
these smelly farts would cease
before people no longer want to be
oh such deadly farts
as everyone loads this crowded bus
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