once upon a scrambled egg
a pitiful chick appeared to beg

once upon a mutton pie
a sweet lamb looked me in the eye

once upon a sirloin steak
a bullock dropped a cow pat cake

once upon a prime pork chop
a boneless pig did belly flop

once upon a bacon roll
a snout appeared through maggoty hole

once upon a crisp fish finger
a gawping cod called me a minger

once upon a lush grilled trout
a bubble gush came rushing out

once upon a roasted goose
a venting gosling gave abuse

once upon a far away
I dreamed it was a starry day

once upon a drunk tea cup
I was told my time was up

once upon a sometime soon
I was declared a raving loon