Hey folks it’s me, I’ll bet you’ve heard
I’ve got your needs so spread the word.
Don’t walk on by, don’t leave me here.
Our people shed a massive tear.
Captain Seven is my name
Put down your frown and play my game.
On this street I am a god
Your servant like a lightning rod
For savings that you’ll always say.
Will be like giving stuff away.
Just dig down deep and find some change
And find a hunting store in range.
You will not find a better deal
Than Paulie’s by the Ferris wheel.
Come back here with a cutting knife
And give me essence of your life.
I’ll vanish here and won’t return
Cuz you have now a lesson learned.
Your pity makes me laugh and grin
And now your veins are deathly thin.
So long! Here is your just reward:
A fear that we can all afford.
So live and dream of times in Heaven.
Remember the deal with Captain Seven.