I had once a cat,
she always wore a hat.
The hat was very pinky
and a little bit stinky.

Her friends though she was funny,
they though she looks like Easter bunny.
She didn’t never got the joke
and drank her favourite diet coke.

One day my little cat was ill
we had to visit Doctor Bill.
Bill said: “Take off the hat!”
You should’ve seen this angry cat!

My little cat
who wore a hat.
wasn’t she
she use used to be.

That’s my story,
very ordinary.
Now I say goodbye,
Have a nice day!