Sitting at my computer,
I got quietly stoned,
and ended up watching
some Blondie get boned,

Up popped a window,
selling a men’s pump,
and deep in my throat,
formed the lump.

I tried to close it down.
 but then two popped in it’s place,
so I sat there for a moment,
with a frown on my face

From the back of the house,
came a scream from my wife,
“If you been looking at porn ,
and messed up my computer,
or I will have your life”

As she sped up behind me,
looking ticked,
I just looked up and replied,
” I was stoned and Misclicked!”.