THIS IS NOT PLAGERIZED. I know that it is in another rap, but I thought of it years before it came out.

This to all my homies in cell blockeight

being in jail sucks cause you allways have to masterbate

exept when theres a Jewish person all my homies cheer

They will make mince meat out of his rear

Im a gangster

a straight up G

the gangster life is the life for me

Selling drugs by day

And shooting people by night

The gangster life is hella tight

Going roud town with a stark erection

with which I gave your mom a yeast infection

ya, Im a gangster

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  • RS Wing on Oct 14, 2009

    Hilarious and oh so true. Stay the hell out of jail brother. There\’s nothing glorifying or cool about it. What\’s up with the jewish theme? Am I missing something? I know very little about rap or jail, so enlighten me. Cool Read!

  • cardy on Oct 14, 2009

    Cool! liked it.

  • Leonardo da Vinci E. on Oct 14, 2009

    In a Justful system individuals would have single cells where they could not be used or abused; We all make light of it, but sometimes there is a kind of poetic justice in the world where the uglyiness we allow to creep up on others is the same uglyiness that creeps up on us.

  • clafleur on Oct 14, 2009

    how silly, you have to excuse me, I am from compton, ca

  • dawngordon is a fucking idiot on Oct 14, 2009

    dawngordon must be your mom.

  • The Reporter on Oct 14, 2009

    You are probably not going to be the next lil Wayne, so stay in school.- Obama.

  • KEVINJOSE25 on Oct 14, 2009

    ME VAS AYUDAR

  • wamo was on Oct 14, 2009

    **Pump** **Shoots his tiny white dick off**

  • wamo was on Oct 14, 2009

    **Pump** **Shoots again even though he already dead**

  • Simon Belmont on Oct 14, 2009

    who the hell wants to be the next Lil wayne only chicks and 12 years old boys listen to that garbage ass rapper.

  • chantell on Oct 16, 2009

    Wow.

  • M Shatwan on Oct 19, 2009

    Hahahaha nice one

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