We have heard this every vacation in Central Florida – people asking whether the Magic Kingdom is REALLY Walt Disney World or people calling Walt Disney World "Disneyland!" This poem highlights one of the biggest guest gripes ever!
It’s Spaceship Earth, not the “big ball!” (Image via Wikipedia)
Where’s the Pooh Ride,
Is this Walt Disney World,
Are we in Walt Disney World or Disneyland,
In Florida or SoCal?
Is this the castle
Where Mickey and the gang live,
Where can we see Shrek in Disney’s Hollywood Studios,
Where can we meet the Cat in the Hat in the Magic Kingdom?
Is that the ghost house,
Located in Islands of Adventure?
Ooooh! It’s the big ball of Epcot,
Let’s see if Doc Ock is in there…
Where’s Mickey Mouse in Universal,
Are we heading to the Fish-Go-Round in Seuss Landing,
The stingray coaster in SeaWorld
Is the Mummy ride in Disney?
Is the jungle boat ride in Universal,
Are there Fastpasses in SeaWorld or Universal,
Is that Elmo and Abby Cadabby standing there,
Near the Tower of Terror?
Who knows when the three o’clock parade commences
At Universal Studios?
Tiffany J. L. Alfonso is a freelance writer and a Walt Disney World addict, and her blog for everything Disney can be found at flexibledisney.com
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