Cat: Ayo how’s school?

Rat: I dont go to school idiot im a rat

Cat:wtf thats not fair

Rat: yeah it is

Cat:why do i have to go then?

Rat:cuz you need to learn how to cook and do math

Cat: wtf do i need to know math for

Rat:idk it’s dumb

Cat:well i can cook already

Rat:oh yeah?

Cat: yeah

Rat:show me

Cat:ok jump in this pot

Rat: no

Cat: dang it worked on the last rat

Rat: YOU KILLED MY FRIEND YOU BASTARD

Cat:that was your friend?

Rat: YEAH

Cat: oh….

Rat:….

Cat: well he tasted pretty good

Rat: STFU