How could you think so little of me?

Is there a sign on me that says I’m cheap?

I hate that you think you can buy me

And that I’d be yours to forever keep

But, what? Turn around and look up?

What is this that you would have me do?

Ok, what am I looking at, wait I see

Oh my, I am listed on the value menu

I guess then I am just out of luck

Because I can be bought for under a buck