So what is your favourite part?
Your face is very pretty
Your hair is always neat
You always smell so fragrant, and
You have such dainty feet
I love the way you smile
And your voice is sweet to hear
But your most endearing feature, well
It’s got to be your rear
Oh! I really like your bottom
Just to see it is a treat
I just adore your buttocks
They look good enough to eat
Blimey John … Didn’t know you were the son of Hannibal Lecter 
. By the way, I’m still pointing people towards Amazon to view your book!!! Hope all’s going well in the sales??
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