I think the doctor wanted to play safe.

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During a recent visit to the doctor
I mentioned some mild chest pain.
But didn’t realise at the time
Life wouldn’t be the same again.
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I was whisked off for an ECG
And booked in for some hospital tests.
For the next few weeks I was back and forth
With barely any time for rests.
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I was told to jog on a treadmill.
Now I knew that wouldn’t be fun,
And as an overweight pensioner gasping for breath
I just couldn’t break into a run.
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Next came an ultrasound scan
Which I thought seemed a little bit funny,
As these scans were usually for pregnancy
And I wasn’t planning on being a mummy.
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I was then fitted with a monitor
To check blood pressure and pulse were alright,
But the machine didn’t seem to work very well
And just kept me up all night.
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The last two tests were the worst of all
As I was filled with radiation.
Being injected with isotopes and a stress drug
Caused me pain and much agitation.
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So now I’m back home feeling battered
And in need of a few hours rest.
The results I am sure will be perfectly fine
So I’m not getting myself too stressed.
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Christine Ramsay 7.1.12
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