I put my chick on Ebay,

The minimum bid was 20p,

i don’t really care what she says,

Cause she refused to make my tea.

The bids kept on comming,

Higher and higher they went,

Till eventually i hit the jackpot,

you see what i failed to say,

Was that she is really a cock in a frock.

I sent her on her way,

Post and packaging paid,

The feedback was great,

There was no delay.

If only i had told her,

i expected dinner on my plate.

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