The new apes are quick to fit in
Grabbing some pop and a bottle of gin
Doing anything to join
Whatever it takes to be cool
They all fight to fit in
In this Hell they call school

They skip a class
Think they’re so badass
Go to a party, get ‘drunk’ fast
Then do it again, ‘cause they “had a blast”

To a new place at the end of each week
You should come too, don’t be so meek
If you’re not with us, you must be one of them
Pick up your bible! Sing the next hymn!

Get good grades and you’re a browner
Score ‘em low and you’re dumb
Talk back to your teacher- you’re a rebel
Back down from a fight- you’re a baby- suck your thumb

American Eagle’s the cool thing to wear
Don’t like your colour? I’ll help dye your hair
Get your nose pierced! It’ll be fine!
Don’t you argue with me, you’ve just crossed a line