Spring is fast approaching.  Time to open some fortune cookies to celebrate the season.

1.   You’re always getting in the way of things.  Why don’t you go fly a kite?

2.   Time to be a hit on the singles scene.  Just don’t flub it up. 

3.   Like a thunderstorm, most of your ideas to advance yourself are all wet.

4.   Love is in the air.  This is followed by dust and pollen.

5.   Beware of the pitbull just around the corner.  He isn’t interested in smelling flowers.

6.   Keep your feet firmly on the ground, but don’t put them in wet cement.

7.   It is better to be stung by a broken heart than to be stung by a killer bee.

8.   You are making a mistake if you plan to get drunk during spring break.

9.   You cannot chase the wind with a butterfly net.

10. If you want to make it in the fast lane, go buy a ten speed bike.