Ready for a little laughter?  Here are ten funny fortune cookie sayings from a clown:

1.  Don’t go around wearing big, floppy shoes.  You’ll stand out in the crowd.

2.  You don’t need to go to school with a white painted face.  Just be yourself.

3.  Cramming ten passengers into a small car will surely lead to some major backaches.

4.   A permanent frown on your face is not a sign of optimism.

5.   Never hit a bully with a fake rubber mallet.

6.   You’ll never get a date if you wear a red, rubber nose.

7.   Life gets hectic when you live in a three ring circus.

8.   Your boss will not appreciate you coming to work wearing a bright blue wig.

9.   Going to work on the back of a zebra will surely make your co-workers laugh their heads off.

10.  Giving your date a squirting flower is the easiest way to end an unfavorable date.

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