The Black Widow is a treacherous and seductive woman.  However, she does enjoy her fortune cookies. Here are twelve

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sayings from the notorious Black Widow.

1.   Husbands are like your  trash, very expendable.

2.   Life is fleeting when you are around the Black Widow.

3.   The Lady in Red is no match for the Black Widow.

4.   Make sure that you know where your cuttlery is at all times.

5.   Sex and love are not always mutually compatible. 

6.   Check your prescriptions very carefully before you go to bed.

7.   Red lips and red nail polish are wonderful, but red blood is simply to die for.

8.   A handsome hunk is putty in the hands of the Black Widow.

9.   Early to bed and early to rise will only hasten your untimely demise.

10. Hot love can always be cooled by a cold heart.

11. Marriages and funerals are just part of the circle of life.

12. One wink of an eye can make a grown man weep.