I ate your chocolate fudgecake

I hope you hold no grudge, mate.

Else you pour out your milkshake

over my well-done rumpsteak.

I drank your lemon tea

don’t fill it up with pee

I just wanted to see

if you’d still dance with me.

Oh no I used your tissue,

I hope that’s not an issue

otherwise I just wish you

that no one comes to kiss you

It’s me who took your cap,

but not for mine to swap

cause all of mine are crap.

Shut up and take a nap!

Yes I said you are weird

it’s true more than I have feared

and when your head has cleared

remember your dessert has disappeared.

Why?

I ate your chocolate fudgecake…