Joy to the Beck (To be sung to Joy to the World)

Joy to the world, Glen Beck has come,

To take our country back,

There’s a socialist agenda, and Marxist propaganda,

So McConnell and Boehner sing,

So McConnell and Boehner sing,

Elect Beck for President,

That sure has a ring,

Joy to the world, Glen Beck has come,

With tea baggers in tow,

With mindless obedience

And political expedience

They need Glen Beck right now,

They want Glen Beck right now,

The god fearing dough boy,

Has come to save the day.

Joy to the World, Glen Beck has come,

His peeps receive their king,

To dispute global warming,

And stop the Dems from forming.

A fair society, a just society,

They pray every day,

For their teabag deity.

Rush Limbaugh’s Coming to Town (To be sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You baggers watch out, don’t turn that dial,

It’s WABC, so please stay a while,

Rush Limbaugh is coming to town,

He knows if you’ve been sleeping,

With those of the same sex,

He knows if you’ve been taking

Those welfare benefits,

So you better watch out, and don’t even try

to raise the blowhard’s taxes

this big whiner he will cry

Radio’s biggest airbags in town. 

Hannity’s Bells (To be sung to Jingle Bells)

Dashing through Long Island

Is right-winger Hannity

He’s known as not too bright

A radio personality

He takes calls from tea baggers

Each and every day

What fun it is to listen to

The righties he will sway

Idiots, Idiots,

Seany on his way

He wants for you

less taxes too

As he makes his millions a day

Idiots Idiots

Don’t let him have his way

He’ll hannitize you

and make you a true

Moron of the day.