For Michelle Branch, Adele, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Misty May-Treanor and Gwen Stefani fans.

Santa gets all the milk and cookies–

Cover of Rudy (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]

but who pulls the sleigh?

who lights the way?

Rudolph, of course–he just wants to stay on the right side of Santa’s naughty or nice list–but I don’t know how he’s going to do that, since I’ve read his book 

Santa, You Freak

 Holiday poetry & prose from Rudy the RNR


I guess you didn’t know Rudolph the RNR was a poet–sometimes he gets a bit edgy–hanging around chimneys, when all he wants to do is go to Christmas parties and get under that mistletoe–”Rumor Has It” Rudy has invited Adele, Nicole Branch, Misty May-Treanor, Gwen Stefani and Lady Gaga to his Christmas party

Gwen Stefani says No Doubt you need to have fun on Christmas

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 Suppose you need something a bit strange, but not that scary to get you in the right mood for the holidays,

(me cousin in law), Misty

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well, you could try

 Phantom of the Art Gallery

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 a guy hires a time traveler in an effort to save his wife’s art gallery–except his wife is not a real person

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or, perhaps you want to study up on zombies, werewolves and vampires, before going shopping

try reading some research like 

Zombie Man



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 or, read about how george Washington liked to celebrate Christmas–by attacking the enemy

Urban Myths and Ghost Stories



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Santa’s elves and reindeer wish you a happy and peaceful holiday season.

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