Santa never gives to me
The gifts which I request
My kids get all the things they want
I get stuff I detest
There are novelty socks
A useful tool
The Christmas jumper
Far too small
Box of hankies
Monogrammed
Things never go
The way I planned
What happened to
My Cobra AC
Why didn’t he
Get that for me
There are other things
Upon my list
I think you soon
Will get the gist
Ferrari or a TVR
Or any other
Old sports car
My Christmas list
Is not extensive
I just want a car
that’s old
And expensive