Something lacy and sexy.

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By Jimbob1

(c) December 24, 2010

Christmas stockings were hung in their place
They were the sexy ones with ribbon and lace
They were as sexy as sexy can get
Shimmering black and open fish net
They sure made old Santa Jim’s heart race.

Christmas stocking so nicely filled

To see them, left Santa Jim thrilled

So there it was on Christmas night

That Santa Jim, they did excite

As into his jeans something spilled.

 

 

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  • OhSugar on Dec 26, 2010

    Jimbob1, I think Santa forgot about the cookies and milk, and who could blame him. lol Thanks for the lite side of Christmas.

  • Sexyhood03 on Dec 26, 2010

    so funny jim

  • LoveDoctor on Dec 26, 2010

    LOL. You left us all in suspense. I didn’t know that santa jim liked fishnet stockings. Happy New Year. Hope Santa was good to you this yr.

  • PSingh1990 on Dec 26, 2010

    Nice Share.

    :-)

  • Treasures on Dec 26, 2010

    Jimbob, this had me laughing. I was with you until the last line. You gave us a good laugh.

  • strovek on Dec 26, 2010

    LOL

  • aleah on Dec 26, 2010

    Maybe thats why I didnt receive any presents. I used ordinary socks! :D

  • Lord Banks on Dec 27, 2010

    I had to re-read it! I thought you were wearing the stockings at first! I guess Santa is only human too? taking nice wrapping off a special present does help with the excitement! happy hols to you Jim. LB

  • albert1jemi on Dec 27, 2010

    nice

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