You only see 180 degrees because the rest is reserved for Chuck Norris staring at you.

If you type in google Chuck Norris ,you won’t find anything about him , but he’ll most certainly find you.

The Titanic wasn’t hit by an ice berg , he was hit by Chuck Norris in his summer vacation.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter , he’s already following you.

The Big Bang was caused by Chuck Norris , he was playing bowling at the time and hit both planets.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.