1. What is going through Chuck Norris’ victim’s minds before they die? His foot.

2. Why can’t Chuck Norris read the periodic table? Because he only recognizes the element of suprise!

3. Where can you find all of Chuck Norris’ enemies? On the extinct species list.

4. Chuck Norris fucked his wife so hard that his daughter was born pregnant.

5. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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