Billy Poe is the funniest kid I know.
When he tells jokes he steals the show.
The class clown all hands down.
No one as funny in the whole town.
Whoopee cushions, rubber snakes.
He does whatever it takes.
Fake barf on the cafeteria floor.
If he gets caught his butt will be sore.
Tacks on the teachers chair.
Spit wads in her hair.
Guess you had to be there.
Billy Poe voted most likely to fail.
Or end up in a Mexican jail.
He put shaving cream in the hall.
Filled every locker one and all.
The principal was not amused.
Said his paddle would soon be used.
Poor Billy got beat down.
So much for the class clown.