Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?   Of course

and degerm  

For vacation
  
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather 
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan 
  
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, 
the next morning John’s grandfather prepared 
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.   

  
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, 
and questioned his grandfather asking, 
  
Are these plates clean?’ 
  
His grandfather replied, 
  
They’re as clean as cold water can get em. 
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’ 
 This is good Grampa. 
  
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. 

Again, John was concerned about the plates, 
as his appeared to have tiny specks around 
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 
  Grandpa
Are you sure these plates are clean?’ 
  
Without looking up the old man said, 
  
I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as 
clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you 
fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’ 
  
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town 
and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog 
started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. 
      
  
John yelled and said, 
Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my Car. 

  
  
Without diverting his attention from the football game 
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted! 
  
cold-water, go lay down now, ya hear me!’ 
  
  
  
 

This was sent to me by a friend. had to do a little revision to be honest

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