Comedian Jim Carey Dead in Freak Accident

cybertruth on Mar 5, 2010

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Farewell to a comedy legend…Jim Carey dead in freak accident.

Jim Carey dead in freak accident

Comedian Jim Carey, famous for his slapstick humor and facial contortionism, passed away Friday night in a freak accident while vacationing in Canada.

Apparently Carey was so excited by the Canadian Hockey team’s victory over the United States that he decided to strap on a pair of skates himself and give it a rip. It is widely known that Jim Carey has, at times, demonstrated superhero qualities, but apparently skating sans the mask that afforded him such abilities left the actor lacking, and he fell through the ice.

Jaime Kennedy showed up to attempt a rescue, claiming to posess similar superpowers as those Jim Carey is famous for, but as no one knows who the hell Jaime Kennedy is, he wasn’t allowed near the scene.

Jim Carey is survived by a ridiculous aging bimbo girlfriend (Jenny McCarthy) and a really cool green dog.

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Wiggles18 on Mar 5, 2010
Hahaha.Jim Carey is so freekin’ awesome.
ganeshgolha on Mar 5, 2010
Jim carey is one of the best actor i love to watch all his movies.
J.N.R Dutton on Mar 6, 2010
funny, but messed up at the same time M. I have mixed feelings about this piece, usually I think your celeb death pieces are just messed up so the fact that I have mixed feelings on this one is a step up for you.

anyway take care,good humor about the green dog too
Lord Banks on Mar 6, 2010
You have a singular wit LB
Silent Writer on Mar 6, 2010
I will say the same about this that I do about all of your fake celebrity death pieces.
Sick.
Think how their families would feel if they read this.
BradONeill on Mar 6, 2010
can I adopt his green dog and take his aging bimbo girlfriend?
Denise on Mar 2, 2011
I just came across this piece of bull? If he’s dead how is he currently filming Mr. Popper’s Penguins?
TheExpert on Mar 2, 2011
R.I.P
Lola6123 on Mar 4, 2011
WOW Awesome idea to make money out of people’s gullibility!
mrgpk63 on Mar 8, 2011
Not that Funny and quite a False Story. Get the Facts if not at least Spell Carrey Correctly. The Winter Olympics was a Long Time ago as Canada Beat the USA.
jimbob1 on Mar 14, 2011
Totally disgusting submission…making “jokes” about people dying IS NOT FUNNY
tatikos on Mar 21, 2011
let me tell you something… fire marshall bill always survives
DAN MCHARDY on Mar 23, 2011
Not funny lol but anyways a slightly entertaining read…
gaby7 on Apr 1, 2011
Very sad that he should meet his end in such a freak manner.
Ateng Ina on Apr 13, 2011
This is stupidity plain and simple. No conscience whatsoever!
Using your brain to do bad things. Aren’t you thinking?
johnbee79 on May 1, 2011
Not entertaining, not funny, certainly not informing. You can write on better topics surely.
Philip Roberts on May 4, 2011
Sick and not remotely amusing, Would you find it funny if someone else wrote a “comedy” piece about you dying? I doubt it! If this is the best you can write, don’t bother submitting!

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