Congressional Theme Song

Jamie Myles on Oct 14, 2009

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices equals 545 human beings. Here is their theme song.

Tax his wealth

Tax his health

Tax his clothes

Tax his beers

And if he cries

we’ll tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

What the hell

we’ll even tax his ass.

Tax his home

Tax his bed

Tax his grave

when he’s dead

When he dies

There’s no time to relax

We must collect the inheritence tax.

O how we love to tax tax tax.

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Mr Ghaz on Oct 14, 2009
This is lovely and beautiful poem. LOVED it! ..”tax” = ghost words..lol..Thanks for sharing this great stuff.
martie on Oct 14, 2009
I take it Washington D.C. has a lot of Tax ees.
Cute Poem!
Darla Cooke on Oct 14, 2009
Excellent!
STEVE666 on Oct 14, 2009
Quirky, cynical, hilariously funny and SO true! Great write Jamie.
martinpm on Oct 15, 2009
humorous, yet well intended. liked it
Atanacio on Oct 23, 2009
this was pretty good
ken bultman on Oct 26, 2009
Hah. You left out some but for the sake of space it was a good poem. I didn’t know people in the northwest were political.
Kristina Angel on Nov 12, 2009
Great poem.

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