War on waste – Oliver Letwin binning in St James’s Park,

Bring a friend to work – Liam the Dr Fox;

Cameron’s 2 homes allowance – Downing St, Chequers;

Making cutbacks – downgrading Sky package.

Backing demonstrators in Libya, Egypt, Syria

If not back home in Great Britain.

In-out, in-out, do the EU hokey-cokey

With Angela, Nicolas, Silvio et al.

Backing big business: multiple directorships

Of FTSE 100 companies, merchant banker bonuses.

Democracy at work – coalition of convenience -

To be abandoned at earliest political opportunity.

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