Contaminated Food

suzan mehmet on May 18, 2009

I hope you enjoy the humour in this one!

All foods are contaminated

With chemical stools

Comes a farting nation!

Pamdemic reaction has been caused

To the nearest cloakroom

We make a dash!

How those foods

Fall out in a rush!

Plop! plop! plop!

How relieved are we

When the finel does drop!

Plop!….

Those winds exploding

While we are loading

A chemical reaction

To our stools!

Plop! plop! plop!….

An ongoing saga

When it takes over our drama

Haven’t you noticed!….

It’s the chemicals

Inside our foods!

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Comments (12)

Darla Cooke on May 18, 2009
Oh, I did enjoy the humor in this one. :>)
Peter Cimino on May 18, 2009
Too funny…
George W Whitehead on May 18, 2009
Gross, but fun.
cardy on May 18, 2009
nice work neat
rajeev bhargava on May 18, 2009
that was really side-splittingly funny. :O)= well done!
brianberu on May 18, 2009
Very funny, but I\’m afraid it\’s not confined to humans, as one of my dogs is going through day two of a severe bout of very obnoxious flatulance, great read.f3zyb
Paul Roberts on May 18, 2009
Oh #@$%$#@! Funny, friend fan smile
Ramalingam on May 18, 2009
You are right; what else can I say
skylite on May 19, 2009
Cute
Ruby Hawk on May 19, 2009
gross but true perhaps.
Jake Mitchell on May 20, 2009
very silly thanks for the laugh!
CutestPrincess on Jun 8, 2009
i had a good laugh.. thanks for this!

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