Bed: Hey dude

Sheets: what

Bed:What r u doing on top of me

Sheets: sleeping

Bed: Why are you sleeping wake up

Sheets:no

Bed:cmon dont be like that

Sheets:you’re a bed you know all about sleeping

Bed:um no i never slept in my life

Sheets:Yes you have

Bed:how do you know

Sheets:Cuz I hear you snore

Bed:dude that’s not me you idiot

Sheets:Yes it was

Bed:no it wasnt

Sheets:then who

Bed:the guy sleeping on my sheets

guy: hi