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Crack of thunder

by Brad O’Neill

Crack of thunder breaks the silence
cramping, gasping begins the violence

a resounding squirt splatters the bowl
this is something that should remain untold

Grunting groaning I grasp my knees
my struggle wont end despite my pleas

God I swear never again
chicken wings and beer is a mortal sin

Volcano indicated they were hot
An anal Volcano fills the pot

The burn is fierce yes indeed
In my hour of greatest need!

Sweat it builds on my face
Memories are made I cant erase

Then the rumble begins a new
splattering, not mattering until I am through

Oh the pink of Pepto calls
shit is on my goddamn balls

The rage in me will not quit
there goes another splattering shit

I gasp for air and wish for death
Lacking oxygen I hold my breath

The stench has now filled the room
From my putrid anal bloom

I wish to god at home I was
Instead Im 20,000 feet above

A light indicates lavatories in use
For the smell there will be no excuse

100 eyes will watch me return to seat
Wings beer and Airlines I will not repeat.