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                                      She is a sight of beauty 

 with a masculine trace, standing her ground , ready for the race.

Soft  and gentle enough for a woman but made for a man like me.

I feel quite at home on my lawn mower machine.

 Four turf gripping tires, yes..zero turn.

From a 42 inch deck to 50,  feel that grass cutting burn.

 Hydrostatic, easy on the legs, foam fitted bucket seats that slide way back.

Got a sun cover canopy, don’t get any better then that!

Oh did I tell you ? I almost forgot.

This thing got a cup holder, man that is HOT!

Got head lights, warning lights, buzzard and flash.

This thing is like a race car  made to cut grass.

I can be  Dale Earnhardt in a quarter mile race,

hear the crowd cheering , feel the champagne on my face……….

no , that’s the wife yelling  cause I ran over the garden hose.

That ain’t champagne…well you all already know….

but ain’t she just the prettiest thing?……The lawn mower !!!!!