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Don’t give me those crocodile tears.

You’re not fooling me.

I can see a glimpse of a whimsical smile.

It’s as plain as the scrape on your knee.

Your injury is not an accident.

You just fooled around too much.

If I feel your little boo boo,

You’ll barely notice my touch.

So wipe away those crocodile tears.

Put some ointment on that scrape.

Now you’ll begin to feel much better,

And be in tip top shape.