I’m just an average husband, I’m just a normal guy
Who today when with my wife, I just couldn’t lie!

Its not something I often speak of, or would openly confess
But this day I had no choice..
When she caught me in her dress

She was out for the day, I was trying on her clothes
Enjoying all her stuff, her bra’s and pantyhose

And putting on my face, that made me want to smile
I cant help but admit, I could enjoy this for a while

Her dresses were soo nice, I twirled in the glass
For a first time offender, I thought I had some class

And her red six inch heals , made me fall on my ass
but oh I looked soo pretty in my thick… make up mask

Then all of a sudden, the door opened wide
I was Dressed in her knickers, I just couldn’t hide
So I slipped on her red dress, and to the bed I did stride

Hoping on my face, it wasn’t shame…
but open honest pride

And when I stood to talk, I shone with magik flair
I tried to look petite, like I didn’t even care
but she looked at me quite mad, like I was crazy!… not all there!!!
all dressed up in her Frock and lacy underwear

She cussed me out right then, said, “You’re a man who is sick!!,
YOU STUPID FOOL, DON’T YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE GOT A DICK!!
So why would you get all dressed, in this stuff that just looks shit?,
I’m not going to accept, or have a bar of it!!”

Well now we are divorced, and to the clubs I go
to people who accept me, and people who like to show

and my new wife is a man, whom I utterly adore
who thinks I’m just…ALL THAT….
And soo much fucking more!…..*licks*