A snake works overtime to wash dishes

Threesomes had by ex-nuns on heat

Livid dreams harbored by an orangutan begin to hatch

Forced sexual acts, flooded with pop-culture’s beat

Energy lost through anxious turnip-faced Koalas

Particularly subjective to troll like insight

In and out of sex-therapy’s pallor

Craters form on anal retentive plight

Acts of nature plastered and dormant     

Thrills that alleviate modernity’s stress