From out of the sky with a wild man’s eye,
Comes a babe with knuckles bare,
It’s dandy don with his diaper on,
Ready to cuss and swear.
The young lad grows as every boy knows,
Bad he was to be sure.
I’ll get that kid and some almost did
But the jailer slammed the door.
Don’s my name and dandy’s my game,
He’d say as the girls would pass,
If you like me now you’ll like me more,
When I ask you to kiss my,
Grass on his teeth and mud in his eye,
He fought like a dog possessed.
With knuckles bare he’d swing and swear,
And lay the bad to rest.
But life’s no game for a wild man’s aim,
That he soon would learn, that even the boy’s,
That make all the noise,
For a woman’s heart they’d yearn,
And one fine day with a strut and a sway,
Down the road came Sue,
And she bet Don that with his hat still on,
She could show him a thing or two.
Now Dandy Don took up the bet,
And it’s heard throught the land,
That when Sue called Don, the pants wouldn’t stay on,
But nere again was she seen,
But you can tell that a woman from hell,
Had taken |Dandy clean!