Come join the dark side
Where everything’s fair!
We have cake and pie
And puppies there.
Forget the tales
You’ve been told;
We don’t  eat babies
Or worship mold.
It is a privilege
Not a right
To be on this side;
This side of the fight.
Darkness and gloom
Will not swallow you down,
Only lick your fingers
Create a slight frown.
Optimism is for fools;
For imagination is only a dream.
Though the real world is bloody,
The crimson liquid gives it a gleam.
Vile creatures among us
Need to be demolished;
Worthless cretin making muck
Our job is to make sure it’s polished.
We obviate the coming doom,
Changing a atrocious, revolting fate
What we do is not evil nor wicked
To our eyes we make real evil desiccate.
So come in, sit back
Invite your pallies
This growing war
Needs more allies.