Amusing poem about a Zombie named Fred.

I met a Zombie.

His name was Fred.

He was untidy and gruesome,

And completely dead.

He walked with his arms out

Looking for food.

Don’t mess with Fred.

He’s a real dead dude.

Fred was not mean.

He just liked to eat.

He wasn’t very picky.

He’d eat arms, legs, or feet.

Don’t expect a compliment

From the lips of Fred.

After all, he was part of

The Ungrateful Dead.

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  • UncleSammy on Jan 1, 2011

    Nice share

  • anndavey650 on Jan 1, 2011

    I think I’ll save that and bring it out at Halloween lol… funny

  • drelayaraja on Jan 1, 2011

    Nice share..
    Happy New year friend…

  • Larry Fish on Jan 1, 2011

    Great writing

  • Bruce Officer on Jan 1, 2011

    Brains! I want to eat brains!

  • joshuachu13 on Jan 1, 2011

    Wow awesome :D , make more! :D

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