Today I was so annoyed with my co-worker…

Dear Co-Worker:

     Oh please dear co-worker stop blowing your nose in my ear.

     Please stop it, everyone can hear.

     Can you go to the bathroom and do it in there?

     Please o please just get away from here!

     I don’t think you notice how annoying your being.

     I don’t think you notice what I am seeing.

     I can’t think straight right now.

     I want to stand up and shout.

     Your grossing me out.

     It’s so sickening, no doubt.

     Oh please dear co-worker get up and leave.

     Oh please dear co-worker just leave me in peace!

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  • Darla Cooke on Mar 16, 2009

    I can definitely relate to this one. What I really hate is when people people blows their nose at the dinner table. That to me is just plain disgusting.

  • butterflysects on Mar 16, 2009

    its like writing a diary forming into poetic like!=)
    nice!

  • papaleng on Mar 16, 2009

    a nice anecdote of your daily life.

  • rajeev bhargava on Mar 16, 2009

    a very well written poem. i can also relate to this feeling. I think these kind of sounds should be done in the privacy of the bathroom and definately not around people in main room be it home or work as they sound disgusting to everyone.

  • vim3 on Mar 16, 2009

    Hee-hee-hee! Yes, sometimes these thinks can be really annoying.Good idea to write about it.

  • A Wallbank on Mar 17, 2009

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we didn’t have to just think these thoughts! A recurring irritation I face at work could be expressed by: “Dear Co-Worker please stop clearing your throat…”!

    Nice poem, I enjoyed it.

  • BBC on Mar 17, 2009

    Very good

  • Duff D Moss on Mar 17, 2009

    Sounds like the office is getting to you lately – second co-worker piece :-)

    Now I am waiting for the office murder mystery piece :-)

  • CutestPrincess on Mar 17, 2009

    well expressed! calm down, amore!

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