Dear Monday I hate you 

You make me wake up early in the mornings when all I want is to stay in bed 

 I hate you Monday just let me rest!

Dear Monday I hate you

I stomped my toe on the way out of the door, spilt my hot coffee all over my shoes tell me why Monday what have I done to you?

Dear Monday I hate you

 I was stuck in traffic already late as it was and still couldn’t pass it!

Got to work ten minutes late got yelled at by my boss and  I was really pissed off!

Dear Monday I hate you

That stupid  annoying guy who usually comes in an always try to flirt with me again!

He told me he’d like to put his hands up my skirt and winked

I got  mad and called him a big  jerk!

But he continued with his cheesy pick up lines so I told him to scram and threaten to give him a big wham 

in his face. At the same time I spilt my water all over myself  man oh man monday you’re something else!

Dear Monday I hate you

At lunch I decided to go and get some Mcdonald’s  went through the drive thru and my window got jammed!

So I had to open my car door and order the people behind me look at me and laughed

I felt so stupid I didn’t want this moment to last

Man I just wanted to kick someone’s ass!

Dear Monday I hate you

I got home from work glad the day was coming to an end 

When I remembered I didn’t have my house key so I had to climb in.

After squeezing through a window and thought my horrid day was over 

I looked inside my pocket and found my key.

Feeling infuriated I slung it across the room  What the hell?! I yelled

Dear Monday I hate you with a passion go pick on someone else if not I’ll send ya packin!