Derp! McDerpin De Derp

Help I’m eating derp.  Help I fell off the Derp! Help I’m watching Derp do the Derp.

And don’t forget the guy that hurt himself flossing. Derp!  I hurpt Me Derp!

Lest we forget the legendary symphony of derp.  We’ll feel sad because our derp got no respect.

Thus the Derp keeps flying and the gliding to derpsville.  Whose people call themselves derpes. 

Which is the desease that plagues them.  You catch Derpes from saying Derp too much.

the population of Derpsville is 30 but they bounce around all hyper like.  There’s no cure for Derpes, except to stick out your tongue and try and touch your nose.  The recommended treatment of Derpes is to watch Derp and watch Rob Schneider Derp himself,  so that you can feel better about yourself.

For an extended treatment of Derpes,  refer to this video: 

Disclaimer: I don’t own Rob Schneider or the video that features him.  Any Derps that arise from watching this Derp, is the soul responsibility of said Derp.

Thanks for letting me waste your time.  Deeeeeeeerrrrrrrpppppp!