When you take a close look, you’ll see

A lot of things that are wrong with me.

I’m stubborn and rude

Some people even say I’m a bit of a prude.

My sense of adventure now consists of watching an action movie.

And there isn’t anyone who will ever insist I was the life of the party.

When it comes to home repair, I couldn’t tell a regular wrench from a socket

Plus money obviously doesn’t line my pockets.

I have many bad habits that tend to annoy

Not to mention I have a physique that is less Adonis and more Pillsbury Doughboy

But when it comes to the things I do right, the thing that should be noted

Is, when it comes to you, I’m completely devoted.

Even when your heart wants to stray

I’m still more than willing to stay.

While we may have our fights,

All you need to do is ask and I’ll forget my anger and hold you all night.

I’ll be there to wipe away your tears

And hold your hand whenever there is something you fear.

When you’re sick, I’ll fix you soup and cover you with a blanket

Most importantly, I’ll be there to encourage you when you don’t think you’ll make it.

I’ll do my best to cheer you up whenever you’re blue

Plus you can trust me when I say I’ll never mistreat you.

Even when you feel life is nothing more than one big con

My devotion is the one thing you can always count on.