Diarrhea

clay hurtubise on Nov 14, 2008

Tags: bathroom, diarrhea, illness, laughter, urge

Chuckle at one of life’s un-pleasantries.

The urge comes several times a day,
The need to get up and run away.
Where is the stick man shown on a door ?
I need to get in and deposit once more.

Drawers drop down past my knees,
Tell me I made it on time, oh please !
Crouching tiger, hidden butt,
Porcelain god grant me luck.

Sphincter control is out of my hands,
Water is now where it lands.
T.P. roll don’t hide on me
Don’t be yellow with someone’s pee.

Charmin, Charmin, where art thou?
This is like sandpaper …ow , ow !
Back to business, but don’t touch the handle,
Doubly make sure nothing sticks to sandal.

What is this, another urge?
Oh my god, it’s time to splurge.
This whole illness drains me out,
Next guest enters and then he shouts !

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lanne on Nov 14, 2008
Well…I guess someone had to write about it sooner or later. You actually made this unfortunate and unpleasant thing funny. Nice job!!
Rask Balavoine on Nov 17, 2008
Thanks for giving us all permission to write about this sort of thing. May you always get there in time.
James G on Nov 18, 2008
HA HA! Yeah, I’ve been there!
triondmobile on Dec 1, 2008
For some reason it reminds me of Dumb and Dumber !!
working stiff on Dec 5, 2008
LOL, wait, what is that stuck to my shoe?
Lost in Arizona on Dec 6, 2008
Dear God…lol, I don’t want to giggle, but like a little school girl, I am…
Karen Gross on Jul 28, 2009
This is one of those “hilarious to write about some time later, but horrifying at the moment” experiences that most of us have had … I think it is common to all humans…but you are brave to write about it.

Hey, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in the genes…
lillyrose on Dec 21, 2009
Oh boy!!! what a nightmare!
lillyrose on Jan 13, 2010
Wanted to read this funny poem again!

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