He did not wear a hat
It was maybe because none fit his head
Or maybe his unusually shape skull
The colors were not to his desires anyway
That is why he did not wear a hat
They were not in style
He told his friends
The hats his friends wore were all fancy
The ones he liked were all out of style
This is why he did not wear a hat
Wearing a hat was not cheap at all
His money these days were whether tight
Besides I am short and my friends are tall
I do not wish to fight
That is why he did not wear a hat
He had many reasons
Some you may agree
It does not matter the season
Or whether there are leaves upon the trees
That is why he did not wear a hat
This is a fact to all who will listen
My reasons are mind and no one else
There is nothing you can say
That is why he did not wear a hat