A man outside was digging a hole,

He was digging it deep to put in a pole,

So out I went to watch him dig,

“Why are you digging that hole so big?”

He got out the hole and looked down at me,

“It’s got nothing to do with you”said he,

“Oh yes it is I live here don’t you know?”

“Now fill up your hole, take your spade and go,”

The man then threw his spade in the grass,

Chased me up the road kicking my arse.