Billy never brushed his teeth
He never combed his hair
When he would try and play with friends
They would run away from there

He never was a clean kid
“I’ve always been a mess” says he
“I guess I need to get cleaned up”
“I’m a disgrace for all to see”

Now Billy tried his hardest
To make himself look real nice
But it seemed he couldn’t do it
Being dirty was his vice

Then came Captain Hygiene
To make Billy nice and clean
So the others would play with him
And not be quite so mean

Billy was happy now
not a trouble in his world
Billy was all cleaned up now
He even has a girl