Yes I’ve got a dirty mind

24 hours a day.

My innocent intentions are never kind

for I always want to play

with your innocent thoughts.

I want to fondle your choices

until you get the hots

and then you start hearing voices

telling you to go ahead and let go

of my sanity.

But you plead and scream “No!”

That’s cool,

there’s something about an ice cube.

Forgive me as I start to drool

as you take the oil and start to lube

your working parts with enormous ease.

Oh no, you’re such a big tease

stop before I come

over to where you are

but I won’t stop after one

just until you see stars.