I could be your prince charming, but
Belle left me for this ugly beast and then
Jasmine left me for this low life thief

Tinkerbell, I could date you but you
are too tiny for me
Snow White, I could date you but how
uncomfortable I am for those seven men
living with you

Aurora, I could date you but unfortunately,
my kiss didn’t wake you up
Ariel, I could date you but I am not a fish n’
hating sea

Cinderella, I could date you but you lied
about yourself. Just be yourself
Alice, I could date you but you are too busy
being ‘under the influence’ and babbling
nonsense about the Wonderland

Mulan, I could date you but I am not a 
warrior who you want me to be cuz I 
am just a sweet lover
Pocahontas, I could date you but I don’t
wanna be with a insane girl who likes 
talking to a tree.

I could be your prince charming, but
the only one I would date is a beautiful,
original, sweet girl and wouldn’t broke my heart 
I want a new disney princess, and a girl that
will let me to be her charming prince forever ♥