say to an ugly person:

lvl 1: you are ugly

lvl 2:you are so ugly that when you were a baby they put tinted windows on your room.

lvl 3: can i borrow your face for a while because my butt is on vacation.

Say to a short person:

lvl1: you are short

lvl2: How’s the weather down there?

say to fat person:

lvl 1: you are fat

lvl 2: you remind me of a map, a globe in fact. it just takes a while to get around you.